Saturday 1 December 2012

Last House On The Left!

Should I Stay Or Should I Go



I have the Good Fortune to Live on a Street at the Very Edge of London which Requires only a 50 yard dash to be in Open Country. That would be One Option for getting Off Side and one i’ve Explored in Great Detail over the Years and know one Splendid Bolt Hole within 15 mins from here. Another Option which Appeals to me is Hiding in Plain Sight and I know of a Derelict and Fortified Ex Council Premises within 2 Streets of my House which would be Ideal. Only Remaining Option and by far the best would be to stay at home and keep a Lean and Hungry Low Profile.
So the Last Resort will Probably be to Bail Out and the Number one Priority will then be Shelter heres my Chosen Type.
Stylish Subterranean Shelter





Popular Around the World this is the Type of Shelter for me as it offers a lot more Protection from Cold than any Above Ground Shelter I could Manage. Only one Adaptation from the Picture though I won’t be Climbing in and out by a Ladder.
I have all the Equipment needed To Complete this Sexy Shelter:
2 Large Tarps, 25m of Rope, Folding Shovel, Axe ,Wire Saw, Hammer and Nails.
Unfortunately if You are on the Run then the Luxury Model will have to wait and you may have to make do with something a lot more Basic put a real Lifesaver. May I introduce thee

Debris Shelter

One Long Pole Secured or Propped up on Something Solid. Place Large Sticks along Both Sides of Your Main Pole. Cover with at least a Foot of Leaves or other Debris to Provide Maximum Insulation.
No Tools Required other than a Wire Saw and maybe a piece of String.

Friday 16 November 2012

What Did The Mayans Ever Do For Us?


Which Mayan Bigwig decided to proclaim the end of the World on a Bloody Friday when most People will be at work? Damn inconvenient if you ask me and as I’m Working that day [as if] I’ll have to hold my End of the World Party on the following Saturday the 28th.
If the Mayans Day of Reckoning comes as I suspect it will on the 22nd of December 2012 it can still only be a matter of Time before our Glorious Leaders lead us into Hyper Inflation [for example] or some other Man Made and Totally Avoidable Disaster.
To Avoid Starvation when the SHTF I’ve been Assembling a little Emergency Food Store. No Canning, Pickling, Dehydrating etc etc for Me. I picked up most of this Crap at Tesco’s [Bastards but Cheap]

3 Month Food Supply
Barley [Pearl] [Sprouting]
500g
1
Beans [Aduki] [Sprouting]
250g
2
Beans [Baked] [Tin]
410g
2
Beans [Mung] [Sprouting]
500g
1
Beans [Red Kidney] [Tin]
400g
3
Beef Chilli [Tin]
400g
1
Beef Curry [Tin]
392g
2
Carrots [Tin]
300g
8
Chick Peas [Tin]
400g
1
Chicken Curry [Tin]
400g
1
Coffee [Jar]
100g
26
Crackers [Cream]
200g
1
Curry Sauce Mix [Packet]
35g
2
Custard [Packet]
70g
5
Custard [Tin]
385g
6
Grapefruit Segments [Jar]
539g
3
Herbs [Mixed] [Jar]
1g
1
Honey
450g
3
Hot Choclate [Powder] [Tub]
400g
1
Hot Dogs [Tin]
400g
2
Jam Fruit [Jar]
450g
3
Jam Marmalade [Jar]
450g
4
Lamb [Irish Stew] [Tin]
392g
1
Lard
250g
3
Lemon Juice [Bottle]
250ml
4
Macaroni Cheese [Packet]
110g
2
Mayonnaise [Jar]
500ml
2
Meatballs [Tin]
392g
1
Milk [Dried Skimmed] [Box]
454g
1
Noodles [Curry] [Packet]
65g
2
Oats [Porridge] [Bag]
500g
1
Olives [Stuffed Green] [Jar]
935g
6
Onions [Pickled] [Jar]
500g
3
Orange [Mandarin [Tin]
312g
7
Pancake Mix
155g
8
Pasta [Bag]
3KG
3
Pasta [Packet]
111g
7
Pasta [Pouch] [Cheese & Tomato Tortellini]
250g
2
Pasta [Pouch] [Spicy Tomato & Pepperoni]
250g
2
Pasta [Spaghetti In Tomato Sauce] [Tin]
410g
2
Pasta [SpaghettiBolognese] [Tin]
410g
4
Pasta Sauce [Jar]
440g
1
Pate [Chicken and Peppers]
155g
2
Peanut Butter
340g
1
Peas & Carrots [Tin]
200g
37
Peas [Marrowfat] [Tin]
539g
5
Peas [Petits Pois] [Tin]
200g
4
Peas [Processed] [Tin]
140g
25
Pepper [Shaker]
25g
4
Pickle [Sweet] [Jar]
290g
5
Pineapple Pieces
540g
6
Pork Sausages And Beans [Tin]
405g
2
Potato [Instant] [Tub]
280g
5
Potatoes [Tin]
567g
19
Ravioli [Tin]
400g
8
Rice [Bag]
5kg
3
Rice [Packet]
110g
10
Rice Pudding
400g
8
Herbs [Sage] [Tub]
15g
2
Salt [Coarse Sea Salt] [Tub]
350g
1
Salt [Container]
750g
2
Sauce [Brown] [Bottle]
560g
4
Sauce [Curry] [Jar]
500g
2
Sauce [Pasta] [Jar]
440g
8
Sauce [Sweet & Sour] [Jar]
440g
9
Sauce [Tomato] [Bottle]
590g
5
Sausages & Beans
405g
5
Soup [Chicken Curry] [Tin]
400g
1
Soup [Tin]
400g
3
Soup Mix [Lentils &Peas] [Packet]
500g
1
Soup Vegetable [Packet] x4
72g
3
Stock Cubes [Beef] [10]
3
Stock Cubes [Chicken] [10]
3
Stock Cubes [Vegetable] [10]
3
Sweetcorn [Carton]
380g
4
Tomato [Plum] [Tin]
400g
23
Tomato [Puree] [Tube]
200g
13
Tuna In Brine [Tin]
170g
3
Vinegar [Brown] Bottle]
568g
1
 

That’s the Highlights the rest is even duller!