Friday, 16 November 2012

What Did The Mayans Ever Do For Us?


Which Mayan Bigwig decided to proclaim the end of the World on a Bloody Friday when most People will be at work? Damn inconvenient if you ask me and as I’m Working that day [as if] I’ll have to hold my End of the World Party on the following Saturday the 28th.
If the Mayans Day of Reckoning comes as I suspect it will on the 22nd of December 2012 it can still only be a matter of Time before our Glorious Leaders lead us into Hyper Inflation [for example] or some other Man Made and Totally Avoidable Disaster.
To Avoid Starvation when the SHTF I’ve been Assembling a little Emergency Food Store. No Canning, Pickling, Dehydrating etc etc for Me. I picked up most of this Crap at Tesco’s [Bastards but Cheap]

3 Month Food Supply
Barley [Pearl] [Sprouting]
500g
1
Beans [Aduki] [Sprouting]
250g
2
Beans [Baked] [Tin]
410g
2
Beans [Mung] [Sprouting]
500g
1
Beans [Red Kidney] [Tin]
400g
3
Beef Chilli [Tin]
400g
1
Beef Curry [Tin]
392g
2
Carrots [Tin]
300g
8
Chick Peas [Tin]
400g
1
Chicken Curry [Tin]
400g
1
Coffee [Jar]
100g
26
Crackers [Cream]
200g
1
Curry Sauce Mix [Packet]
35g
2
Custard [Packet]
70g
5
Custard [Tin]
385g
6
Grapefruit Segments [Jar]
539g
3
Herbs [Mixed] [Jar]
1g
1
Honey
450g
3
Hot Choclate [Powder] [Tub]
400g
1
Hot Dogs [Tin]
400g
2
Jam Fruit [Jar]
450g
3
Jam Marmalade [Jar]
450g
4
Lamb [Irish Stew] [Tin]
392g
1
Lard
250g
3
Lemon Juice [Bottle]
250ml
4
Macaroni Cheese [Packet]
110g
2
Mayonnaise [Jar]
500ml
2
Meatballs [Tin]
392g
1
Milk [Dried Skimmed] [Box]
454g
1
Noodles [Curry] [Packet]
65g
2
Oats [Porridge] [Bag]
500g
1
Olives [Stuffed Green] [Jar]
935g
6
Onions [Pickled] [Jar]
500g
3
Orange [Mandarin [Tin]
312g
7
Pancake Mix
155g
8
Pasta [Bag]
3KG
3
Pasta [Packet]
111g
7
Pasta [Pouch] [Cheese & Tomato Tortellini]
250g
2
Pasta [Pouch] [Spicy Tomato & Pepperoni]
250g
2
Pasta [Spaghetti In Tomato Sauce] [Tin]
410g
2
Pasta [SpaghettiBolognese] [Tin]
410g
4
Pasta Sauce [Jar]
440g
1
Pate [Chicken and Peppers]
155g
2
Peanut Butter
340g
1
Peas & Carrots [Tin]
200g
37
Peas [Marrowfat] [Tin]
539g
5
Peas [Petits Pois] [Tin]
200g
4
Peas [Processed] [Tin]
140g
25
Pepper [Shaker]
25g
4
Pickle [Sweet] [Jar]
290g
5
Pineapple Pieces
540g
6
Pork Sausages And Beans [Tin]
405g
2
Potato [Instant] [Tub]
280g
5
Potatoes [Tin]
567g
19
Ravioli [Tin]
400g
8
Rice [Bag]
5kg
3
Rice [Packet]
110g
10
Rice Pudding
400g
8
Herbs [Sage] [Tub]
15g
2
Salt [Coarse Sea Salt] [Tub]
350g
1
Salt [Container]
750g
2
Sauce [Brown] [Bottle]
560g
4
Sauce [Curry] [Jar]
500g
2
Sauce [Pasta] [Jar]
440g
8
Sauce [Sweet & Sour] [Jar]
440g
9
Sauce [Tomato] [Bottle]
590g
5
Sausages & Beans
405g
5
Soup [Chicken Curry] [Tin]
400g
1
Soup [Tin]
400g
3
Soup Mix [Lentils &Peas] [Packet]
500g
1
Soup Vegetable [Packet] x4
72g
3
Stock Cubes [Beef] [10]
3
Stock Cubes [Chicken] [10]
3
Stock Cubes [Vegetable] [10]
3
Sweetcorn [Carton]
380g
4
Tomato [Plum] [Tin]
400g
23
Tomato [Puree] [Tube]
200g
13
Tuna In Brine [Tin]
170g
3
Vinegar [Brown] Bottle]
568g
1
 

That’s the Highlights the rest is even duller!