Which Mayan Bigwig decided
to proclaim the end of the World on a Bloody Friday when most People will be at
work? Damn inconvenient if you ask me and as I’m Working that day [as if] I’ll
have to hold my End of the World Party on the following Saturday the 28th.
If the Mayans Day of
Reckoning comes as I suspect it will on the 22nd of December 2012 it
can still only be a matter of Time before our Glorious Leaders lead us into
Hyper Inflation [for example] or some other Man Made and Totally Avoidable
Disaster.
To Avoid Starvation when
the SHTF I’ve been Assembling a little Emergency Food Store. No Canning,
Pickling, Dehydrating etc etc for Me. I picked up most of this Crap at Tesco’s
[Bastards but Cheap]
3 Month Food Supply
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Barley [Pearl] [Sprouting]
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500g
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1
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Beans [Aduki] [Sprouting]
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250g
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2
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Beans [Baked] [Tin]
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410g
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2
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Beans [Mung] [Sprouting]
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500g
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1
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Beans [Red Kidney] [Tin]
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400g
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3
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Beef Chilli [Tin]
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400g
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1
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Beef Curry [Tin]
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392g
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2
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Carrots [Tin]
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300g
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8
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Chick Peas [Tin]
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400g
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1
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Chicken Curry [Tin]
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400g
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1
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Coffee [Jar]
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100g
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26
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Crackers [Cream]
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200g
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1
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Curry Sauce Mix [Packet]
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35g
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2
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Custard [Packet]
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70g
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5
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Custard [Tin]
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385g
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6
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Grapefruit Segments [Jar]
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539g
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3
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Herbs [Mixed] [Jar]
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1g
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1
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Honey
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450g
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3
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Hot Choclate [Powder] [Tub]
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400g
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1
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Hot Dogs [Tin]
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400g
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2
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Jam Fruit [Jar]
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450g
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3
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Jam Marmalade [Jar]
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450g
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4
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Lamb [Irish Stew] [Tin]
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392g
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1
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Lard
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250g
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3
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Lemon Juice [Bottle]
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250ml
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4
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Macaroni Cheese [Packet]
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110g
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2
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Mayonnaise [Jar]
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500ml
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2
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Meatballs [Tin]
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392g
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1
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Milk [Dried Skimmed] [Box]
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454g
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1
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Noodles [Curry] [Packet]
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65g
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2
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Oats [Porridge] [Bag]
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500g
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1
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Olives [Stuffed Green] [Jar]
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935g
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6
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Onions [Pickled] [Jar]
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500g
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3
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Orange [Mandarin [Tin]
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312g
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7
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Pancake Mix
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155g
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8
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Pasta [Bag]
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3KG
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3
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Pasta [Packet]
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111g
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7
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Pasta [Pouch] [Cheese & Tomato Tortellini]
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250g
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2
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Pasta [Pouch] [Spicy Tomato & Pepperoni]
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250g
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2
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Pasta [Spaghetti In Tomato Sauce] [Tin]
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410g
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2
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Pasta [SpaghettiBolognese] [Tin]
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410g
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4
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Pasta Sauce [Jar]
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440g
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1
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Pate [Chicken and Peppers]
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155g
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2
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Peanut Butter
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340g
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1
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Peas & Carrots [Tin]
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200g
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37
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Peas [Marrowfat] [Tin]
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539g
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5
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Peas [Petits Pois] [Tin]
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200g
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4
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Peas [Processed] [Tin]
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140g
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25
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Pepper [Shaker]
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25g
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4
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Pickle [Sweet] [Jar]
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290g
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5
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Pineapple Pieces
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540g
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6
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Pork Sausages And Beans [Tin]
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405g
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2
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Potato [Instant] [Tub]
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280g
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5
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Potatoes [Tin]
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567g
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19
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Ravioli [Tin]
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400g
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8
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Rice [Bag]
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5kg
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3
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Rice [Packet]
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110g
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10
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Rice Pudding
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400g
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8
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Herbs [Sage] [Tub]
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15g
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2
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Salt [Coarse Sea Salt] [Tub]
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350g
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1
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Salt [Container]
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750g
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2
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Sauce [Brown] [Bottle]
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560g
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4
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Sauce [Curry] [Jar]
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500g
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2
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Sauce [Pasta] [Jar]
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440g
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8
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Sauce [Sweet & Sour] [Jar]
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440g
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9
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Sauce [Tomato] [Bottle]
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590g
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5
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Sausages & Beans
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405g
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5
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Soup [Chicken Curry] [Tin]
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400g
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1
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Soup [Tin]
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400g
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3
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Soup Mix [Lentils &Peas] [Packet]
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500g
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1
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Soup Vegetable [Packet] x4
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72g
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3
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Stock Cubes [Beef] [10]
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3
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Stock Cubes [Chicken] [10]
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3
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Stock Cubes [Vegetable] [10]
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3
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Sweetcorn [Carton]
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380g
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4
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Tomato [Plum] [Tin]
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400g
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23
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Tomato [Puree] [Tube]
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200g
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13
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Tuna In Brine [Tin]
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170g
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3
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Vinegar [Brown] Bottle]
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568g
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1
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That’s the Highlights
the rest is even duller!
